Hi there everyone. Yes, I am back... hopefully more often. I am not dead in case any of you are wondering (thank you my friend from Penang who called me just to find out if I was still alive... haha). I was buried under a tonne of work and have been slogging to make sure things remain in sane (though not in perfect) shape on all fronts. I am praying that the worst is over and I would have more time for myself. I have been either doing this or doing that for this corporation, or this organization, or this group, or this person, and not really been doing anything for myself (unlike some people who complain to be busy with no time for anything, yet have time to build abs... what rubbish! Haha). To end this opening summary (is there such a thing???), I would like to thank all those who have been concerned and wished me well, while all of you who have been picking on me for not doing this or that, don't let me start listing what YOU have not done.... you will regret you ever picked on me. Sorry la ya, my good peeps, this post has started off with an 18SG rating as there have been very inconsiderate people lately and I have been holding back my fury; instead been very kind, polite and patient with them.... this is just a subtle warning to them... hehe.
Okie then.... what have I been making myself busy with? Well, one of them is caroling. I have been having week after week of practices and hopefully the toad has changed into a songbird. This year's caroling is one of most haphazard I have been involved in with everything being uncertain and ever changing, lacking any form or consistency. The good thing is, its Christmas!! And the team members are all in high spirits, ignoring all the rubbish that is going on. So I just ended my first day of carols (and my first year of singing in parts!!!... who would have thought I could be a tenor?) and it was really great to be really enjoying ourselves and trying to do our best without the constant "intervention" and "interruption" from certain quarters. So after a great day with my team, here is a summary (yeah, right... since when are Eric's summaries, summaries? hahaha) of my day... from my eyes... hehe.
We have a big team of about 48 people involved. Look at how big our team is. The only thing that keeps me from taking photos of the full team is that everyone keeps going to toilet!!
Can you spot the 3 people holding their necks in the picture above? It must be the "in-thing" to do... maybe I should try that tomorrow... hahaha. Anyways....
The big team was only for singing at places like The Summit USJ and Sunway Resort. At other places, we were divided into 3 groups. My group consisted of 17 people. We gathered in church for a final round of practice and briefing before leaving for our first stop; The Summit USJ. Seeing that so many children were participating this year, we had to ensure the safety of everyone so we chose the 3 meanest thugs.... errm... I mean big strong men.... to be bouncers.
Forgive the middle one... he is a bouncer in training so he has yet to shave his head... hehe. Anyway, these are not the kind of bouncers you would find outside Euphoria or Zuok.... the only thing that they would bounce are things you throw at them I guess... hahaha.
Anyway, our head honcho Donny Tan emphasized on the importance of walking.... so we actually had a round of walking practice.... or is it practice walking? Whichever la... you get it enough la...

So after that, we can't really take Donny seriously....

Hahaha... no lar... not because of that... I guess everyone was just over excited that the day has finally come and poor Donny had a hard time keeping the sheep all together. I always recommend sheep dogs positioned at various corners to snap at the sheeps. Hehehe. So after we felt confident (yeah, right!), we left for our first assignment at The Summit USJ. So what is the First Takeaway Message of the day? "Benjy has an internal pendulum that points either towards total shyness or extreme extrovert-ism". See the various poses of Benjy:-

Then just as we got into our cars and were leaving for The Summit USJ, I got Takeaway Message #2: "Women not only cannot tell the difference between left and right, they leave their car boots open while driving". Hahaha... it was so funny.... Irene Lai was driving off with her boot wide open and we thought she was so cool to drive that way. We assumed that she purposely left it open as she wanted to load something in further down the road. But being men, *ahem*, we just stopped her to confirm. To our laughter, she had not even realized the boot was open. Hahaha... pity I just missed taking the evidence of the boot being open and only managed to snap a shot of a sheepish Irene... hehehe.
Although the core event had yet to even officially start, we had yet another incident. Eugene Chaw forgot his shoes... hahaha... imagine performing carols with slippers. I mean we are handsome and beautiful enough to ensure that our audience keeps gazing at our faces, but we would not want to take the risk of anyone having a foot fetish finding out. Haha... poor Eugene had to drive all the way home to get his shoes.
As we arrived at The Summit USJ, I spotted a very odd pair that made me rub my eyes in disbelief....

Was Santa Claus dating a she-devil??? Hahahaha. What on earth? Whoever organized this promotional stint should be re-educated on the vast difference of Santa and a she-devil... or maybe this is their idea of "muhibbah". Hahaha. It was at this moment that Takeaway Message #3 was explained to me: "Q: What do you call St. Nick who dates a she-devil? A: Satan Claus". Hahaha.... very witty... I am not sure who exactly in our team coined that, but my salute to your creativity.
After so much hoo-ha, we were at last about to start our caroling.... but... guess what.... a big group of the girls were missing. Where did they go? To the toilet!!! Hahaha... we were all in position ready to sing and realized a lot of them were missing. How did we realize? Because even our conductress (sounds very much like seductress), Kim Mi, was missing too. Hahaha. How awkward we looked standing there waiting and this group of girls, led by Kim Mi walks out of the toilet.
So we belted our parts for 45 minutes non-stop at 2 different locations at The Summit USJ and were pleased that we did our best, albeit some covertly hidden mistakes. I hope all you shoppers who were there today enjoyed it more than it hurt your ears. We do apologize for one or two "heroes" in our team who thought that they are better than everyone else and sang at their own timing and their own note. The rest of us did work together very well and really tried our best to work as a team. Yay for teamwork!
After that, we were pleasantly surprised when we were informed that the nice owner of Kafe Chatter Box (David) had offered ALL of us dinner at his shop which is located directly opposite GSC (at The Summit USJ la... have you not been following the story? hehe). We were even more shocked that he told us to take whatever we wanted from his food lines. I mean, if he were to just offer each of us a drink and some koay teow or bihun, it would have been very generous of him. But to offer 48 ravenous people anything they want, is a really big thing. Thank you Davide for your kindness, above and beyond.
Here's the shop.... with some posers trying very hard to be in the picture
Here is the kind and generous owner, David
Here is the shy worker (they are very friendly and cheerful) of the shop
One thing I do want to mention is that when people offer kindness, don't take full advantage of it and try to squeeze every drop you can get out of that person. That is just not right and downright greedy. You should eat your fill but not purposely stuff your faces just because it is free. Ish, ish... have some dignity and decorum please. You are not hyenas from the wild.
Back to Kafe Chatter Box. Looks can be deceiving. Although the outlook of the shop is rather simple and uncomplicated, they serve really great food. Not only is the food delicious, they have so much variety that ranges from economy rice to nasi kunyit to nasi lemak to chicken rice (the rice is insanely yummy) to hot dogs to egg tarts to laksa to otak-otak to fried rice to kuih-muih and a whole range of other stuff I can't even remember. Although I am not paying this time round, the food was so good that I already was planning for my next visit back and checked out the prices of the food. I was pleased to find that they are very reasonably priced that even students could afford it. This is a place I would definitely come back over and over again. I would seriously encourage you to give it a try if you are at The Summit USJ, and especially if you are about to catch a movie at GSC. Even if you don't want a full meal, they serve a lot of snacks too. I am sure you won't be disappointed.
By 7pm, we had to split into our respective smaller groups (we are Beta!!) and head to our next destination. Remember the shoes from above? Well, it has come back to haunt us. Because Eugene had to drive home to get his pair of shoes earlier, he had to park his car at an unsafe spot. So since we were leaving for locations far, far away, I urged him to re-park his car at a safer spot. So we agreed to meet the rest of the Beta team in front of a school. Now what you need to understand is that there are many many MANY schools in the Subang Jaya and USJ area. We had a "fun" time chasing after our team as each time we got to one school, they told us that they had moved to another school! Hahaha... aiyoh... in trying to help us (because they thought we were lost), they ended up playing cat-and-mouse with us. So through the fiasco of chasing them (and people who kept calling me to talk on my mobile phone while I was trying to catch up), I had to resort to tactics from days of yore, by diverting power of my X-Wing's "shields" and "lasers" to the engines, in order to get enough juice to catch up with them before they left us for another school!
We finally proceeded towards Monterez Golf & Country Club. We were really cutting it close and Eugene was getting nervous as he felt he was the cause of it. That was when we started talking about the "Butterfly Effect", where his shoes were the originating source of all this. It was because he forgot his shoes, that he had to drive back home to get them, that he had to drive to the first location alone, that he had to park in an unsafe place, that he had to re-park, that we had to chase them round from one school to another. So.... I suggested that he find something else that caused him to forget his shoes so that the "blame" can be shifted to something else... hahaha. I guess its not so fun to read it here... but it was really hilarious when it happened in the car.
To our relief, Donny somehow overshot the 2nd location and we had gone so far away from the actual place before we had to turn back. The biggest sigh of relief of course came from Eugene... haha. So we arrived at Monterez about half an hour late. As we were rushing in, I spotted the name of the party we would be singing to..... see the picture... a picture paints a thousand words...
Hahaha.. they must have missed Halloween and wanted to celebrate it together with Christmas. We had to throw out the clown in order for us to start singing. No, really.... there was literally a clown there entertaining the kids and he was stopped kind of abruptly to make way for us. As we tried to quickly arrange ourselves to start, guess what happened? Most of the girls went missing again!!! Guess where they went? You are right!! They went to the toilet again!! Haha.
So after we had sung, I went in search of the long missed turkey... but there was none. Oh well, I had to settle for baked fish and some satay. What was interesting was that all the aunties there wanted to find Donny a wife... hahaha... so nice punya... no need to do anything, people find him a wife... hmmm... what if a few of them does it together... does it mean that Donny will have many wives??? Haha. So after gobbling even more food, we quickly excused ourselves and left for our final location.
Oh yes, before I forget... do you know why we overshot Monterez? Because none of us except Mark actually knew the location of Monterez but when we were in discussion on how to get there (for a couple of times and not only once!!!), Mark conveniently went to flirt fellowship with the younger girls in our team. So none of us knew that he actually stayed opposite Monterez previously until we had missed it by so far and he nonchalantly said he stayed in that vicinity. Hahaha.... doesn't it make you feel like putting the sotong over a grill? Takeaway Message #4: "Mark knows the way to a lot of places because like a sotong, he has been in every nook and cranny". Takeaway Message #5: "Mark is magnetized and drawn to younger girls".
As we were traveling to our 3rd location at Ara Damansara, we again got into a situation where we could bet. Oh ya hor..... I didn't explain earlier how this came about. It is like this.... when you drive on the road and you suddenly keep far right... and there is a traffic light in front.... what are you intending to do? Turn right, correct? But in Donny's case, it was different. Maybe the driving school instructions have changed but during my time, you would only go on the ride hand side of the road at a traffic light if you wanted to turn right. So during the journey, out of 5 times Donny suddenly kept right at a traffic light (the ones that were possible to turn right), he only turned right once. Hahaha... so you can imagine how frustrated tickled we were by the whole thing. Eugene then suggested that we bet on what he would do because the outcome was so unpredictable. So back to Ara Damansara; we either "bet" (just say only lar.... we all good boys one.... don't bet with money punya *angelic look*) that he was going straight or turning right.... but he u-turned instead. Hahaha... there you have it for Donny. So remember people, whenever Donny suddenly swerves to the right before a traffic light, you never know what he would do. If you are bored, you could start betting guessing the outcome. Here are the current stats for the day: twice went straight, twice u-turned, once turned right. Takeaway Message #6: "Traffic rules may have changed, you keep right at a turn right traffic light to go straight". Takeaway Message #7: "Donny's driving style provides opportunities for betting guessing".
So we reached the final house an hour late and had to face some upset people (sorry ya... its the butterfly effect.... and Donny's driving.... and Mark's sotong-ness...). We sang the best we could although most of us already half lost our voices. The last location was really sooooo nice.

Gah! My camera does not do justice to the actual beauty of the place. Anyone wanna get me an SLR for Christmas or my birthday? Just in case any of you are, I am looking for a Sony Alpha 350 (hint, hint). After 7 Takeaway Messages, I would have thought that would be the end of such fun, but to my surprise, there was more to come. The next one speaks for itself in the photo below:
Takeaway Message #8: "Put enough powder on his face and lipstick on his lips and Mark looks like a girl". Hahaha..... maybe that's why he gets along so well with girls.... he looks like them and they mistake him for one of them.... hahaha..... *runs away and hides*.
And finally... before going back to our homes for a well deserved rest, 2 girls gave us one final Takeaway Message:
Takeaway Message #9: "Girls like slapping each others butt; hard and repetitively". Yes, there was so much action (and laughter on my end) that my camera shook very badly. They were taking turns to slap each others' buttocks non-stop, all the way from the gate of the house, to the car. And I am sure all of you want to know the answer to the big question; who on earth are these 2 girls??? Well, here they are..... TADAH!!!!

Hahaha... for all of you who did not come for caroling, don't you wish you signed up? Who said caroling is boring? Remember to sign up next year.... or better still, sign up now itself for next year!!